Transferred ETH to Coinbase last week and NOTHING is there

Last week I transferred .34 ETH to my Coinbase account and nothing ever showed up, Coinbase actually responds to emails / contact forms and they say the dash number I’m providing is no good.

Where the hell did my money go?!?! Is Metamask doing this to everyone? Now what do I do? Damn you Gary Vee!

You going to send me eth?